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Thursday 11th March 2010

Audio Bastard Pop Launch Night Musical mash up 11pm £2

Basement This Is Now: New Art Club Nolstalgic dance-a-thon from dance duo Tom and Pete and they run through an illegal mix-tape from 1983 7.30pm £8/5

Belushi’s Bar Karaoke 9pm £free

Belushi’s Below Party On The Ceiling Two bands & DJ 9.30pm £2

Black Lion Attic Monkeys 60s, 70s and 80s treats nicked from DJ Dad’s attic 8.30pm £free

Brighton Dome Charley Boorman Live: The Inside Story Gives his perspective of travelling from London to NYC, The Long Way Round with Ewan McGregor - he’ll be travelling from London to Brighton via Norway tonight 7.30pm £18.50

Brighton Media Centre Frankly Outrageous Dark comedy featuring 3 men, 1 flat and a corpse 8pm £7.50

Brunswick Achilles, Beat Presidents  Live pop, rock&roll 8pm £4/3

Caroline Of Brunswick Brighton Bike Night Bikers’ social 7pm £1

Casablanca Live band & DJ Funky soul popness 11pm £2/1

Coalition Secret Discotheque Retro disco, 80s pop and other ‘uncool’ tunes 10.30pm £3/2/1

Corn Exchange Grizzly Bear, Beach House Brooklyn indie rockers show us their teeth 7pm £16

Concorde 2 Levi Roots, Maffia, Fluxy Reggae Reggae Sauce man gives us a taste of all-star tuuunes Bob Marley style 7.30pm £14

Digital Thursday Club/Subsplash: Datsik, Trolly Snatcha, Cookie Monster, Flux Pavillion Live tunes 11pm £5

Druids Arms Open Mic Live music from YOU 9pm £free

Duke of Norfolk Live music: Zarbo One man band spectacular 9pm £free

Fiddler’s Elbow Fresh Acoustics Local live music 8.30pm £free

Fishbowl Residents Association Hip hop, funk, disco, world & house 10pm £free

Freebutt Sennen? Mystery band 7.30pm £tbc

Freemasons noWax Live music of your choosing, bring your mp3s 8pm £free

Funky Buddha Steady On Tunes from Robert Luis, Hint 10.30pm £free

George Open Mike Night Don’t be shy 8pm £free

Globe Rockoustic Showcasing local live acts 9pm £free

Grand central Swing DeVille Duo Gypsy jazz 8.30pm £free

Hanbury The Club Smooch Burlesque and other live teats, we mean treats  8pm £tbc

Heist Big Trouble in Little Brighton: AJ Moore Spinning disco, house, electro  8pm £free

Honeyclub Fusion: Squiz, Ben-G  House, R&B, indie 11pm £3/1

Hope Liam Lever  Young hotshot shows us his glammed-up synthpop balls 8pm £6

Hydrant Hattie Hatstar Fags, fights and boyfriends, sung by working class heroine 8pm £tbc

Hydrant UpStairs Access to Music Live music 8pm £tbc

Jam Brute Chorus Details tbc 9pm £tbc; Thursday Night Fish Fry Early 50s US rhythm & blues and original Jamaican ska 10pm £3

Juggler Wang Dang Doodle Alison Boston Trio presented by Brighton & Hove Blues Music Society  8pm £free

Komedia studio Spirit of Gravity Present Electronica and visuals 8pm £5/4

Latest Music Bar Catalyst Club It’s a debate with subjects ranging from voodoo to tinned meat 8pm £5

Legends Coreaoke Tammy Twinkle hosts this prize infested comp 9pm £free; DLite DJ Lee Harris with some house 11pm £free

Life Shameless: C-Dogg, DJ Nause Spinning the best and worst of half a century 11pm £1

Marlborough Karaoke Sing it proud 8pm £free

Marlborough theatre Don’t Take Drugs: Casual Violence  Dark, sick and twisted comedy, just the way you like it 8pm £5

Penthouse Get Your Geek On Bleeps and bass 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert The Perils, Brownstar, Portslade, Dirty Scavenger Live music 8pm £tbc 

Providence Lowlife: Ramona, In Cases, London Commands You Live music 8pm £1

R Bar Girls On Top Warm Up With DJ Dulcie Danger 8pm £free

Revenge Girls On Top: Thursgay Dump your girlfriend and make out with someone else’s 10.30pm £5/3

Riki Tik DJ Homeslice Breaks, beats, hip hop 8pm £free

St James Tavern Stay Sick, Turn Blue Rock&roll, rockabilly, 60s garage 8.30pm £free

Sanctuary Cella Top Banana: Jason Blackwater, Sue Gaston, Rob Dumbrell, Alex Petrovic, Mark Cornell, Andy Allen, Sam Savage, Any Byrant, Phil Dukes Live comedy with 9 stand-ups hosted by Romesh Ranganathan 8pm £2

Theatre Royal Hedda Gabler  Fiesty heroine played by Anna Carteret  2.30/7.45pm £tbc

Three and Ten Huis Clos  Young actors dealing with death 7.30pm £6/5

Victory Open Mic Night 8pm £free

Volks Skank: Kromoestar, Inaound, Mickey Freeze, MC Papa Rudy, Ultrasound, 2manysteps, Moony, G-Flex  Dub, bass, grime night 11pm £5/3

Worlds End The Big Cash Quiz Come on boffins  8pm £1
Friday 12th March 2010

Audio Friday Night Hero Live music 7.30pm £tbc; Club: Minimal Kids: H.O.S.H 11pm £6/5

Belushi’s Bar Coyote Ugly Funky house, electro and dance-offs 9pm £free

Belushi’s Below Dress Up Fridays Dressing up night. Santa & his elves theme. Really? 10pm £2/free

Black Lion Medium Rare Rare funk grooves if you like being funky and strutting your funky stuff 8.30pm £free

Brighton Media Centre Frankly Outrageous Dark comedy featuring 3 men, 1 flat and a corpse 8pm £7.50

Brunswick Matthew George’s Boogie Woogie Troop  Spirit of New Orleans piano 8pm £6

Caroline Of Brunswick Al Baker and the Dole Queue, The Ruby Kidd, Pog  Expect
socialist folk-punk  8pm £4/3; Mish Mash  Dj Mendees spins metal and goth  9pm £free

Casablanca RetroElectric Who’s got the funk? Live band plays 10pm £5

Coalition Phenomenal Handclap Band Total treat from NYC collective whose live performance is more church frenzy than rock. This is progressive soul 8pm £tbc 

Concorde2 Think Floyd Tribute to the Pink 7.30pm £15, Beat Redemption - Brainfeeder Special: Flying Lotus, Martyn, King Midas Sound System, Actress Awesome live electronic music 11pm £10

Corn Exchange Mumford and Sons Songs from chart topping ‘Sigh No More’ album 7pm £12

Digital Stonelove Indie rock night 11pm £5/4

Druids Arms Foe and Friends Funk soul hip hop reggae gems 10pm £free

Fishbowl Return of the Funky Man DJ ‘J’ spins an eclectic music session 9pm £free

Fitzherberts The Hideout Totally boss 60s garage & beat 8.30pm £free

Fortune Of War Shake Hands Lets Party: Pippa & Friend  Lady DJs So Molly, Heidi, Pippa, Bianca playing tunes from past 50 years 9pm £free

Freebutt Two Spot Gobi Nu jazz melodies 7.30pm £5

Freemasons Friday Fling Tunes to keep you alive 8pm £free

Funky Buddha Drink, Dance, Repeat Dan Doubledecks, Charles Green & Mikee Hollywood with an eclectic dance mix 11pm £5/3

Funky Fish The Funkyfish Club DJ Delboy spins 4 decades on 4 decks. How many hands does this man have? 10pm £6/3.50

Globe Cool Hand Luke Good time vibe disco tunes 9pm £free

Hanbury The Myna Morgans Live music  7pm £6

Heist Soul Damn Funky House music of various persuasions  9pm £free

Honeyclub Wasted UV Rave Party Dig out your neons, whistles, inflatables, sunglasses; it’s gonna be bright all night. Expect electro-rave, indie-rave, remixes and anthems or all persuasions 11pm £tbc

Hydrant WEO presents: Wide Eyed Order Live music 8pm £free

Hydrant Upstairs Rexs’ Night General debauchery 8pm £tbc

INK Kidology: Mark Wilkinson Smashing up the dancefloor, but not literally 9pm £free

Jam Dont Stop Believin’ No genre or decade, classic after classic 11pm £4/3

Juggler Light: DJ Lamp R&B, dance and jazz tunes while you drink your 9 to 5 job away  8pm £free

Komedia Upstairs  David Bowie Tribute Night Feat. Absolute Bowie to take you on a journey of Bowie’s tight-pants   7.30pm £12/10; Balkaneasca! Andy Satellite and Nico serve up some brass heavy Balkan and Gypsy beats  11pm £8/6

Komedia Down  Krater Comedy Club Stand-up shenanigans 7.30pm £14.50/10; Balkanesca Gypo beats 11pm £8/6

Komedia Studio Brighton Jazz Club: John Donaldson 8pm £12/10

Latest Music Bar Charity Chuckle Brian Gittins and comedy chums help raise money for Haiti 7pm £6; Poleoke Choose a track and dance sexy-like 10pm £5

Legends Celebration With your old chum Dolly Rocket 11pm £free

Life Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box: HiJack, Warrior One Fidget, bass, electro 11pm £6/5/4

Loft Malicious Launch for new flt sleaze & cheese night 10.30pm £5/3/2

Marlborough Q&A (Queer & Alternative) Guest DJs, free pool 5pm £free

Marlborough theatre Don’t Take Drugs: Casual Violence  Dark, sick and twisted comedy, just the way you like it 8pm £5

Neptune Blues Night Speical: Kris Drollimore Swamp stoming Blues 8.30pm £free

Northern lights DJ Abo & James Playing soul, jazz and latino  8pm £free

OM Mimetic: Ivan Barbero, Bruno Oranto DJ playing tech house  9pm £free

Pav Tav Kick Out The Jams: DJs Dynamite Sal, Eddie The Goatboy, Steve and Muffy Indie night 11pm £3

Penthouse Lilo Feast Across the board non-hipster music for hipsters (they’ll hate that description) 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert The Peacocks, The Razorblades, The Hotlines Live music 8pm £tbc

Providence Sound Factory presents: Battle of the Bands 2010AD 4 bands compte in 2nd Heat 8pm £2

Riki Tik Nick Maxwell, DJ Insight Hip hop, D&B, breaks and all that good stuff 8pm £free

Sidewinder The Shakedown Presents: Shades of Blue Funk vs Jazz 8pm £free

Theatre Royal Hedda Gabler  Fiesty heroine played by Anna Carteret  7.45pm £tbc

Thomas Kemp All Time Top 100 Special guest DJs offer their best tunes  8pm £free

Three & Ten WitTank Comedy sketches 8pm £7/5

Volks Psyence Psytrance party 11pm £tbc

West Hill Tavern Envy Indie, synth pop, dance, hip hop 10pm £free

Western Front Bar Breaks Beats: DJ Stupid Kid, Judge Mental, Mute Hip hop, electro, house 9pm £free

Worlds End Pub Get Rhythm: Hootenanny Get down with the live American roots 8pm £free
Saturday 13th March 2010

Al Duomo Pure Natural Vibes Live drummers jam with reggae, ska and dub tunes 11pm £5/4

Audio Club: SOL Winter Sessions House, electro & techno treats 11pm £free

Belushi’s Bar Credit Crunch Saturdays Live acoustic duo 9pm £free

Belushi’s Below Good Times: Retro Disco Party 9pm £5

Black Lion Burnt Toast Sleazy soul and filthy funk 8.30pm £free

Brighton centre Chris Rea Road to Hell man impresses us with his gravelly voice 7pm £29.50

Brighton Dome London Philharmonic Orchestra Shumann, Brahms, Ravel 7.30 £10-32.50

Brighton Media Centre Frankly Outrageous Dark comedy featuring 3 men, 1 flat and a corpse 8pm £7.50

Brunswick Tonight Matthew 7-piece cover band  8pm £5

Casablanca Funky Fiesta All aboard the soul train  10pm £5

Coalition Floorplay: Noir, Prok & Fitch, Lee Garrett The next electro house superstar DJs’ club night 10.30pm £10/8/7; Blow After Party: Vincent Manganaro, Alex Outram, Aaron Palaez 3am £7/5/4

Concorde2 Forties To The Noughties It’s a celebration partytime spectacular with seven decades and six NYEs. Each hour is a full decade and when it’s up, it’s time to celebrate the New Year! Expect burlesque, Elvis, fireworks and rap battles. Superfuntimes  9pm £8

Cowley club La Slut Le Disko Frog themed electropunk dance party for the chic and the freaks 8pm £donations 

Digital Wax:On presents: Erol Alkan, People Get Real, Eskimo Twins Live beat action 11pm £11

Druids Arms Get Yuh Own DJs pimping their hip hop, jazz, world and future music 10pm £free

Duke Of York’s Cinema Where The Wild Things Are 11am

Engine Rooms Snake Eyed Mamas Club Live music with DJs playing rock&roll and 50s R&B 11pm £4

Fiddler’s Elbow Legendary St Patrick’s Street Money The 13th year of celebrations, including live bands and Irish dancers Noon £free

Fishbowl Sumsuch & Danny Williams Latenite Lounging Records boss returns to take you on a journey through house 9pm £free

Fortune Of War Deck Chairs: Flevans  Expect soul, funk, breaks, dub, hip hop, house, TUUUNES 9pm £free

Freebutt Sounds of Guns Pencil live music 7.30pm £tbc 

Freemasons Saturday Showdown DJ Resident keeps the music flowing 8pm £free

Funky Buddha Buddha Soul: DJ Mike Pantelli Funk, soul, R&B, house 11pm £10; After party 3am £5

FunkyFish The Funkyfish Club DJ Delboy spins 4 decades on 4 decks. How many hands does this man have? 10pm £6/3.50

Globe Go Bang Basement Session Basement party with Affy and Ali playing groove and e-funk 9pm £free

Hanbury We Luv Pop Outrageous pop party 6pm £8/6

Hectors House Stay Sick The Devil Wrays and The Razorblades live & garage punk rock&roll 8pm £free

Heist Home: Sean Quinn House music of various persuasions  9pm £free

Hope SlipJam Long Player: Slip Jam:B Crew 11th anniversary bash feat rap dating and other hip hop related treats 9pm £free

Honeyclub  Sevensins: Lottie Pumping house & electro, R&B 11pm £12

Hydrant The Bohemianauts Tango, polka, gypsy-swing 8pm £free

Hydrant upstairs Club Zygotic: Bilge Pump, Caution Horses, Emotikkon, Slow Listener, DJ Fokker Wolfe Live music 8.30pm £5

Jam Banned Live Music  10.30pm £6

Juggler DJ Lamp R&B, dance and jazz tunes continued from the day before  8pm £free

Komedia Down  Krater Comedy Club Stand-up shenanigans 7pm/10.30pm £17.50/15

Komedia Up James Taylor Quartet Boogaloo beats, R&B and movie themes 8pm £15; Brighton Rock 40 years of classic rock and metal 11pm £6/5

Komedia Studio  Stone To The Bone feat Chris ‘Da Doo Ron Ron’ & Jon ‘Born Bad’ playing disco, Motown grooves 11pm £6/5

Latest music bar Big Wheels Revue Classic Detroit Motown live 7.30pm £10/8

Legends Ignition DJ Lee Harris with chart and house 11pm £free

Life Hold Up! Indie night 11pm £5

Marlborough Cherry Pop DJ Fondue Inferno brings the cheese 8pm £free

Marlborough Theatre Don’t Take Drugs: Casual Violence  Dark, sick and twisted comedy, just the way you like it 8pm £5

Northern Lights The Hushclub DJ spinning blues, ska, garage soul 8pm £free

OM Brighter Days: Roy Rogers, Kate Wildblood, Queen Josephine, Affy, Russell Ruckman, DJ Joolz, Natureboy DJs spinning all types of house  9pm £free

PAV TAV Back To The Future Indie, dance, pop, rock from the decades 11pm £3/2

Penthouse Eagle Legs Riot grrl, soul, indie 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert Deadbeat Descendant live music 8pm £tbc

Providence Sound Factory: Theives By The Code, The Hi-Sides, Raised On Replicas Heavy rock night 8pm £2

Revenge Kinky Dangerous With DJs Stewart T and Smiffy, playing pop and house 10.30pm £5/3

Sidewinder SOURCE Office Stereo Our editor The James Kendall gives us that killer mix of 80s pop, electro and indie sounds 8pm £free

Theatre Royal Hedda Gabler  Fiesty heroine played by Anna Carteret  2.30pm/7.45pm £tbc

Three & Ten The Noise Next Door Impro comedy night 8pm £8/6; International Stand-up Surreal sprinklings 9.30pm £8/6; Matt Marker Tunes and beats and solid grooves 10pm £free

Victory Up Against It Born Bad DJs bring you bubblegum, punky trash-tastic hot slop and rag mop, yo 10pm £free

Volks Black Box, Up: Paul Langley, Tony Montana, Taylortronic, Jiminy Clacket Fresh mash-up dubstep 11pm £8/6

Waterstones Cathi Unsworth Crime novelist signs copies of Bad Penny Blues and answers questions from public sleuths Noon £free

West Hill Tavern Tonight We Fly Epic cinema tunes for the romantically doomed 9pm £free

Western Front Partytime DJs playing hip hop, house, electro and party classic 9pm £free

Worlds End Pub Videostars! From 1980 to now, an indie rock journey 8pm £free
Sunday 14th March 2010

Belushi’s Bar Open Mic Session 8.30pm £free

Black Lion Sunday Sessions: Dubrockerslive Dub, reggae, ska, punk, trip-hop and the dreaded funk 6pm £free

Brighton Dome Richard Alston Dance Company 8pm £17.50/12.50/10/7.50

Brunswick Radio City Theatre Classical scripts, contemporary comedy and live sound effects fused 1.30pm/3.30pm £5; Spirit Mingus inspired originals by Simon D’Souza  8pm £5/4

Coalition Frequency DJs playing house 10.30pm £free

Fiddler’s Elbow Craic Agus Ceol Continuation of Saturday’s street party, with live bands and ceilidh dancing Noon £free

Freebutt Tenebrous Liar Live music 7.30pm £tbc

Globe Sunday Funday Decks and boardgames in the basement Noon £free

Great Eastern Max and the Swing Commanders Jazz to gyrate to 8pm £free

Hanbury The Sunday Cabaret Lunch With music from The Enchanted  Noon £free

Honeyclub Spectrum: Jon Byrne & Steven James Electro to keep the weekend alive 11pm £3/2

Hydrant Open Mic Night with Carol 8pm £free

Komedia Down  Krater Comedy Club: Sarah Millian, Gary Delaney Stand-up shenanigans 8pm £11/6

Komedia UP  Lucy Porter: Foold’s Gold Comedy about our obsession with gold. One lucky member of the audience gets to eat real gold, thus increasing their value, until they go for a poo or, should we say, ‘gold nuggets’  7.30pm £25.50/14/12

Latest music bar Sam Chara sings Edith Piaf Includes stories and songs by Leonard Cohen and Billy Holiday 8pm £5; Bob Slayers Sunday Roasting Comedy for the clinically insane 8pm £4

Legends Cabaret: Lady Imelda Diva time 3.15pm £free; Fever Disco and pop 11pm £free

Neptune Alternative Music Night: Sodden Rum Irish music 8.30pm £free

Old Market Springboard: Brighton & Hove Youth Performing Arts Festival Platform for music & performance Details tbc

OM Sunday Shoutin: Lee Garratt DJ playing classic tunes  9pm £free

Prince Albert Melodica, Melody & Me live music 8pm £tbc

R Bar Sublime Sundays Live acoustic, barmy bingo, karaoke Noon £free

Seven Stars Mike The Mic And Friends Mike and his pals give your ears a workout 4pm £free 

Theatre Royal Dave Gorman  If your name’s Dave, this gig is for you  8pm £tbc

Three & Ten Strung Out Sundays Live music of the acoustic nature 8pm £free
Monday 15th March 2010

Belushi’s Bar Quiz Night 8.30pm £free 

Belushi’s Below Latin Mondayz Salsa & samba on the decks 9pm £2/free 

Black Lion Happy Mondays Open decks and mics 5pm £free

Brunswick Nick Howard NYC singer songwriter 8pm £tbc

Coalition Trash Mondays Eclectic student night 10.30pm £3/2/free

Duke Of York’s Cinema Dirty Oil 6.30pm

Freebutt The Smoking Hearts, Whitemare, Rooks, The Ugly Sisters Loud punk&roll 7.30pm £3 

Hope The H’Open Mic 8.30pm £free

Hydrant You Tube Share your faves with the pub 8pm £free

Jam I.O.U. Comedy Showcasing the finest comedy treats on the national and local circuit 8pm £3

Latest music bar The Ukelele Research and Development Society Open Mic Featuring the Half Sisters (don’t these ladies get around!) 7.30pm £2

Legends Miss Jason’s Monday Mayhem Feat. Gay Your Cards Right 9pm £free; Chic DJ Steve Lush spins disco anthems in the basement 11pm £free

Life Aka Aka Roar: Bok Bok Inspirational dubstep 11pm £3/2

OM George Buko DJ playing deeeeep house  9pm £free

Penthouse Forever Pudding  Killing hundreds of musical birds with two decks 8pm £free

R Bar Quiz With Liz 8pm £1

Sidewinder Poker night 9pm £5

Thomas Kemp Pub Quiz 8pm £free

Volks Strictly Reggae: Big T  Dancehall, roots, revival 10pm £5/4.50
Tuesday 16th March 2010
Audio Club NME  Indie and such 11pm £3/2

Belushi’s BAR Mod For It Scooterist sounds 10pm £free

Belushi’s below Elements D&B 9pm £1

Black Lion Tuesday Club Live sets and music joy 8pm £free

Brunswick Open Mic Return of the mic 8pm £free

Caroline Of Brunswick Skeptics in the pub Dr Robert Stovold ponders food and life 8pm £2

Coalition Salsa Brighton Learn the moves for the clubnight later 8pm £6/4; Viva Latino: DJ Dubl Salsa & merengue music 10pm £3/2

Digital Glitterati Exclusive student night 11pm £4/3

Duke of Norfolk Open Mic Including tapdancers, poetry and all kinds of music 9pm £free

Fiddler’s Elbow Quizness Time: Get out your noggin  8pm £1

Freebutt Spectrum, Medicine and Duty, The Hills Have Riffs Hypnotic pop from ex-Spaceman 3 7.30pm £7.50

Globe Basement Cinema Classic and underground film screenings 8pm £free

Hanbury Showcase Open mic hosted by Alan Thorn  7pm £5

Honeyclub Salsa Brighton  Sort out yr two left feet at the salsa & merengue lessons at 9, then stay for freestyle club action afters  9pm £tbc

Hydrant Games Night Come and play 8pm £free

Jam Pot Kettle Black Indie night playing old and new gems  10pm £2/1

Juggler Are You B.I.M.M.? Music from students and anyone equally passionate 8pm £free

Legends Scene Queen DJ Lil Alex spins in the Basement club 11pm £free

Life The Vice Social Student dance night 10.30pm £3/2

Pav Tav Guerilla Rocks Rock, indie, metal & punk to mosh to 10.30pm £3/2

Penthouse Felt Up!  DIY joy with other zine-sters 8pm £free

Prince Albert Glen Belt, Hollow Moon, Das Fenster Live bands 8pm £tbc

Riki Tik Hip Hop Tuesdays DJ Tyni keeps it real 8pm £free

Seven Stars Retro Cult Classic Film Nights Log on to www.sevenstarsbrighton.co.uk to vote for film to be shown 8pm £free

Sidewinder Open Decks Competition  Come and play 8pm £free

Signalman Quiz  Test your wits, hosted by the Fat Controller 8pm £1

Volks USSU Drama Society: Noahs Ark Party All the animals two by two 10pm £free

Western front The Lobster Quadrille From 50s to present day feat Ollie and Bryn of Laylanas fame 8pm £free

Worlds End Wii Night Leave your stinking pit of a bedroom to play computer games amongst the booze loving public 8pm £free
Wednesday 17th March 2010

Audio The Hidden Cameras Loadsa energy from this ensemble of Canadian misfits 7pm £10; Supercharged: Nero Get your breaks on 11pm £tbc

Basement White Rabbit presents: Are You Sitting Comfortably? Secrets! Follow the rabbit to a 50s tearoom freaky party. Eat free sweet treats, confess your sins and hear stories written in invisible ink 7.30pm £6/4

Belushi’s Bar Old Skool Sessions 90s house 10pm £free

Belushi’s Below Strapped: Student Night House, rock and pop 10pm £free

Brunswick Middle Age Rampage Character comedy frm Dyball & Kerr 8pm £tbc

Black Lion Fresh Acoustics Local live music for St Patrick’s day special 8.30pm £free

Casablanca Live band & DJ Soul funk pop treats  11pm £2/1

Coalition Remedy Mid-week medicine of the musical variety. Expect R&B, pop, dubstep and commercial dance  10:30pm £3/2

Concorde 2 Four Tet, Nathan Fake, RocketNumberNine Jazz and electronica from Domino records creative 8pm £12/10

Duke of Norfolk Quiz Night Winner takes all 9pm £1

Fiddler’s Elbow St Patrick’s Day 90 years of celebrating the craic! Noon £free

Fishbowl Fisherman’s Chronicles Acoustic jam open mic session 8pm £free

Freebutt Lupen Crook, Bitter Ruin, Fire Writers, The Creaking Chair Gypsy punk from Jamie-T type front-man 7.30pm £6

Hanbury Salsa Dance class  8pm £6

Heist Sub:Side Dubstep session, step to, step to  8pm £free

Hydrant Quiz Including air guitar round, at former Hare & Hounds  8pm £free

Juggler Bakk Lamp Fall 5 piece traditional West African band  8pm £free

Komedia Up Peter Green Fleetwood Mac founder is back with a band  7.30pm £20

Kuku Riskoteque, Raw Tactics, Stephen 412, DJ Fraida & Kaos Express With promises of live VJs and UV dancers  8pm £4

Latest music bar PaperFaces, Adhora Folk rock soul 7.30pm £4

Legends Gabbi’s Special St Patrick’s Day Games Bring on the competition 11am £free; Dirty Handbag DJ Gabbi brings the party to the basement club 11pm £free

Life Broke? Dubstep, hip hop, D&B, house, electro 10.30pm £1

Marlborough Open Mic Go for it 8.30pm £free

Penthouse Play It! Themed fun 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert The Crucks, Bad Bad Whiskey Live music 8pm £tbc

R Bar Midweek Mash up Indie, rock and electro from DJ Beast 8pm £free

Riki Tik To The Floor: Jay & Rick It’s a mental indie, rock, electro party 8pm £free

Sancuary Cella The Maydays and Friends, Existential Angst Comedy treats from award winning improv crew 8pm £7/5

Sidewinder Open Decks Competition  Come and play 8pm £free; Quiz  Winners take pot 8pm £1

Theatre Royal Wife After Death  New comedy from Rising Damp writer Eric Chappell starring Tom Conti  7.45pm £tbc

Varsity Open Mike Night There’s a song in everyone 8pm £free

Volks St Patrick’s Day Party Dance like you love guinness 10pm £tbc
Thursday 18th March 2010

Audio Bastard Pop Pop mash-up 11pm £2

Belushi’s Bar Karaoke 9pm £free

Belushi’s Below Party On The Ceiling Two bands & DJ 9.30pm £2

Black Lion Chef du Party Chef Oli cuts his way through 5 decades of tasty tunes 8.30pm £free

Brighton Dome The Soldiers: The Coming Home Tour Two Sergeants and one Corporal  7.30pm £29.50/26.50

Brunswick Salsa Night Salsa lessons and dancing, live music 8pm £10/8

Caroline Of brunswick Brighton Bike Night Bikers’ social 7pm £1

Casablanca Live band & DJ Soul funk pop time  11pm £2/1

Coalition Vitalic Wildly acclaimed electro-techno anthem creator playing tunes from Flashmob 8pm £15; Secret Discotheque Retro disco, 80s pop and other ‘uncool’ tunes 10.30pm £3/2/1

Concorde 2 BIMM End Of Term Party Part 1 Young stars in their eyes 7pm £4; Haitan Benefit Gig: Fat 45, Fanfara, Kalakuta Millionaires, Manoushka, Pollito Boogaloo, Nhasitafari Drink and dance like a tit to raise money for Disaster Emergency Committee 8pm £5 minimum donation

Druids Arms Open Mic Live music from YOU 9pm £free

Duke of Norfolk Zarbo One man band spectacular 9pm £free

Fiddler’s Elbow Fresh Acoustics Local live music 8.30pm £free

Fishbowl Residents Association Hip hop, funk, disco, world & house 10pm £free

Freebutt Brother Ali, DJ BK-ONE, Monkey Sons Rap action from Rhymsayers don. Clever lines expertly delivered by a fat albino. We love him 7.30pm £6.50

Freemasons noWax Live music of your choosing, bring your mp3s 8pm £free

Funky Buddha Steady On Tunes from Robert Luis, Hint 10.30pm £free

George Open Mike Night Don’t be shy 8pm £free

Globe Rockoustic Live acoustic showcase 9pm £free 

Grand central Swing DeVille Duo Gypsy jazz 8.30pm £free

Great Eastern Bad Bad Whiskey Live rockabilly and rock&roll 8pm £free 

Hanbury The Samartie Parties Cabaret evening featuring comedy and live musical treats  7pm £6/5

Heist Big Trouble in Little Brighton: AJ Moore Spinning disco, house, electro  8pm £free

Honeyclub Fusion: Squiz, Ben-G  House, R&B, indie 11pm £3/1

Hope Jeff the Chef Another DJ chef, this time serving up a sprinkling of ska, dub and reggae  9pm £free

Hydrant Jes Aronstam Live music, with his little green men  8pm £free

Jam Thursday Night Fish Fry Early 50s US rhythm & blues and original Jamaican ska 10pm £3

Juggler Wang Dang Doodle Alison Boston Trio presented by Brighton & Hove Blues Music Society  8pm £free

Komedia Down  Hazel O’Connor and the Bluja Project Sax and piano for some originals and classics from this lady trio 8pm £26.50/15

Komedia Studio  The Humble Quest For A Universal Genius: Mark Allen, Danielle Ward, Michael Fabbri Comedians battle it out to win a renaissance title 8pm £6/4.50

Komedia Upstairs  The Tiger Lillies: The Songs of Shockheaded Peter and Peter Gorey Stories Godfathers of alt cabaret  8.30pm £26.5015

Latest Music Bar Grrrl Folk at its Finest! Al Start Band, Zoox Live music from ladies who know how to entertain 8pm £6/5; Cafe Scientifique How proteins change their shape: insights into Alzheimers 7.30pm £free

Legends Coreaoke Tammy Twinkle hosts this prize infested comp 9pm £free; DLite DJ Lee Harris with some house 11pm £free

Life Shameless: C-Dogg, DJ Nause Spinning the best and worst of half a century 11pm £1

Lighthouse Experience In Mind: Through the Mind’s Eyes II Exhibition of creative work representing young folk’s experiences of mental health 6.30pm £free

Northern Lights Swing Ninjas Unplugged acoustic night to save the world 8pm £free

OM Thank Funk It’s Thursday DJ playing tunes  9pm £free

Prince Albert Wreckless Eric & Amy Rigby  Live music 8pm £tbc

Providence Lowlife: The Sylence, Fracture Pattern, Leaving St Francis Live bands 8pm £2

Ranleigh The Diablos  Boot stompin’ country 9pm £free

Riki Tik DJ Homeslice Breaks, beats, hip hop 8pm £free

St James tavern Stay Sick, Turn Blue Rock&roll, rockabilly, 60s garage 8.30pm £free

Theatre Royal Wife After Death  New comedy from Rising Damp writer Eric Chappell starring Tom Conti  2.30pm/7.45pm £tbc

Three and Ten Brian Gittins Entertainment from roadside cafe owner 8pm £8/6

Victory Open Mic Night 8pm £free

Volks Voltage: NME, Rerun, Liquid Edge, Mattix & Futile, Overdose, Style One, Speach, Mekar, Skitz, Ak MC, Champion Bubbla, Jambo etc  D&B and MC action 10pm £tbc

Worlds End The Big Cash Quiz Come on boffins  8pm £1
Friday 19th March 2010

Audio Norman Jay  Techno King 11pm £8/5

Belushi’s Bar Coyote Ugly Funky house, electro and dance-off 9pm £free

Black Lion Sunday Sessions Presents: Dubrockerslive Dub, reggae, ska, punk, trip hop and the dreaded funk 8.30pm £free

Brighton Dome Peter Andre: The Revelation Tour Chest-waxed man-doll lip syncs to his one hit. Well done Pete, it’s good to keep busy when you’re heartbroken 7pm £23

Brunswick Sweet Hove Chicago 7-piece blues band  8pm £free

Caroline Of Brunswick Thee Big Black DJ Rizzanski plays all your fave stoner rock  9pm £free

Casablanca Oomphf Live funky disco  10pm £5

Coalition Hush Ya Beak: Breakage ‘Foundation’ Album Launch Party: Breakage, Shy FX, Newham Generals, Stamina MC, Dread MC Tuuunes  10pm £10 

Concorde 2 BIMM End Of Term Party Part 2 So talented they’re having two parties 7pm £4 minimum donation, Family Entertainments present: Blast! With Eatstatic, Slycho, DJ Kristian, Monster, Niquid, Shamanix Expect psychedelic space rock, more kitch samples from B-movies and intelligent dance tracks to move your booty to 11pm £12.50

Digital Stonelove Indie rock night 11pm £5/4

Druids Arms Hot Pepper Sauce Hot funk soul reggae 10pm £free

Fishbowl The Black Lodge Funky special 9pm £free

Fortune Of War Shake Hands Lets Party: Bianca & Heidi  Lady DJs So Molly, Heidi, Pippa, Bianca playing tunes from past 50 years 9pm £free

Freebutt Thomas Truax  Invented instruments for an original sound 7.30pm £5.50

Freemasons Friday Fling Tunes to keep you alive 8pm £free

Funky Buddha Drink, Dance, Repeat Dan Doubledecks, Charles Green & Mikee Hollywood with an eclectic dance mix 11pm £5/3

FunkyFish The Funkyfish Club DJ Delboy spins 4 decades on 4 decks. How many hands does this man have? 10pm £6/3.50

Globe Disted Twisco Alex Webb plays broken beat, house, underground soul  9pm £free

Hanbury Club Chat Noir 20s and 30s, 2 live bands, DJ Mike the Mic 7pm £9/7

Heist Brighter Days: Russell Ruckman, Mick Fuller House music of various persuasions  9pm £free

Honey Club Kiss Da Funk: Rob Tissera, Bobby Tee Heavy dosings of house on house 11pm £8.50/6  

Hope Synthetiquette: Pause, Videochrome Electro themed night 9pm £3

Hydrant Too Many Cracks Brighton Ska at its best  8pm £free

Jam Don’t Stop Believin’ No genre or decade, classic after classic 11pm £4/3

Juggler Light: DJ Lamp R&B, dance and jazz tunes while you drink your 9 to 5 job away  8pm £free

Komedia Down Krater Comedy Club Quality stand-up 7.30pm £14.50/10, Born Bad Rad rockabilly night 11pm £6/5

Komedia Studio Brighton Jazz Club: Geoff Gascoyne Bop pop 8pm £12/10

Komedia Upstrairs Showstopper! The Improvised Musical Apparently amazing 8.30pm £16.50/15/12/10

Latest Music Bar Ska Bar: The Hotknoves, The Big Head Reggae ska soul and googie bags 8pm £5

Legends Celebration With your old chum Dolly Rocket 11pm £free

Life Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box: Cassette Jam and Burns Fidget, bass, electro 11pm £6/5/4

Loft Malicious New alt sleaze & cheese night 10.30pm £5/3/2

Marlborough Q&A (Queer & Alternative) Guest DJs, free pool 5pm £free

Marlborough Theatre Gentlemen’s Relish: Members Club  Theatre lectures, music and comedy with nibbles and board games 7.30pm £6/5

Neptune Rock and Blues Night Special: Roadworks Live blues 8.30pm £free

Northern lights DJ Abo Playing soul, jazz and latino  8pm £free

Old Market Springboard: Brighton & Hove Youth Performing Arts Festival Platform for speech & drama Details tbc

Pav Tav Kick Out The Jams: DJs Dynamite Sal, Eddie The Goatboy, Steve and Muffy Indie night 11pm £3

Penthouse Club Seal Oddball electro and pop 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert Riot Riot, The Valentines, The Kensingtons, 10th View  Live bands 8pm £tbc

Providence Sound Factory presents: Battle of the Bands 2010AD 4 bands compte in 3rd Heat 8pm £2

Riki Tik Nick Maxwell, DJ Insight Hip hop, D&B, breaks and all that good stuff 8pm £free

Sidewinder Harry Ks ‘Simply Dredd’ It’s another reggae, bootleg party 8pm £free

Thomas Kemp All Time Top 100 Special guest DJs offer their best tunes  8pm £free

Theatre Royal Wife After Death  New comedy from Rising Damp writer Eric Chappell starring Tom Conti  7.45pm £tbc

Victory :Kinema: Smooth 80s classics 9pm £free

Volks Future Dub presents: The Connexxion Tour Hip hop, reggae, dubstep, jungle feat. Ayawaska, Brother Culture, Lowkidubs etc 10pm £7/5

West Hill Tavern Superheroes of BMX Oddball DJ selection of pop, electro and more 9pm £free

Western Front Bar Breaks Beats: DJ Stupid Kid, Judge Mental, Mute Hip hop, electro, house 9pm £free

Worlds End Pub Bass Like A Slapped Arse Hip hop, dubstep, reggae and wonk tunes 8pm £free
Saturday 20th March 2010

Audio Club SOL Winter Sessions: Riva Starr, Schtumm! House of techno electro 11pm £free

Belushi’s Bar Credit Crunch Saturdays Rocket Dog’s live acoustic duo 9pm £free

Belushi’s Below Good Times: Retro Disco Party 9pm £5

Black Lion Burnt Toast Soul, funk, breaks, hip hop 8pm £free

Brighton Dome Editors Indie Rockers on tour 7pm £20

Caroline of Brunswick Cazza Karaoke 8pm £free; Laugh Down Babylon Stand up 9pm £2

Casablanca Funky Fiesta: The Devotions All aboard the soul train  10pm £5

Coalition Pop Musik: Mattatat, Eddie The Goatboy Tattoo parlour, popcorn & sweeties 11pm £8/6/5; Blow After Party: Vincent Manganaro, Alex Outram, Aaron Palaez 3am £7/5/4

Cobbler’s Thumb Red Diesel Live groove and soul band 8pm £free 

Concorde 2 Audio Bullys Return of the West London DJs 8pm £14.50/12.50; Carbon 6th Birthday - The Big One: 40K Funktion One Rig, Randall,  Digital, Klute, Break, C4C, Prolix, Zero T. Sabre, Insight, Voytek, Absent, Unseen Come celebrate with the crew 11pm £9.50/5

Digital James Zabiela, Tom Budden, Scott Bradford Live music 11pm £11

Druids Arms Nostalgiadelia Soul funk DJ action 10pm £free

Duke of York’s cinema Underdog 11am, The Mojo Fins, The Half Sisters Single launch party for Amazon records band including live music from the band 11pm £10/8/6

Fishbowl DJ Abo & Ally Smith Dirty funk  9pm £free

Fortune Of War Deck Chairs: Gilla residency  Gilla guests. Expect soul, funk, breaks, dub, hip hop, house, TUUUNES 9pm £free

Freebutt Nick Harper, Georgia Ruth Fine acoustic singer songwriting from self taught genius 7.30pm £10

Freemasons Saturday Showdown DJ Resident keeps the music flowing 8pm £free

Funky Buddha Buddha Soul: DJ Mike Pantelli Funk, soul, R&B, house 11pm £10; After party 3am £5

FunkyFish The Funkyfish Club DJ Delboy spins 4 decades on 4 decks. How many hands does this man have? 10pm £6/3.50

Globe Donky Pitch Electro, hip hop, dubstep 9pm £free

H-Bar Deepalicious: Steve Whittle, Danny Williams, Steve Little, Jamie Bawn, Dave Daniels, Discoboy, Tim Sneath, Manda Dex Launch party 10pm £free

Hanbury Mojo to GoGo Super 60s and vinyl night  9pm £6

Heist Home: Sean Quinn House music of various persuasions  9pm £free

Honeyclub  Sevensins: Chuckle Pumping house & electro 11pm £12

Hope The Deal Was For The Diamond, Jonny And The Freeze, The Pursuit Prog rock  8pm £3

Hydrant Pink Crowbar It’s a bloody funk explosion  8pm £free

Hydrant Upstairs Club Zygotic: P for Persia, Illness Album launch night 8.30pm £4

Jam The Doctors Orders Pub Quiz & Clubnight with DJ Harry Love 8pm £6/5

Juggler DJ Lamp R&B, dance and jazz tunes continued from the day before  8pm £free

Komedia Down  Krater Comedy Club Stand-up shenanigans 7pm/10.30pm £17.50/15

Komedia Studio Spellbound 80s night for people who hate 80s  9pm £6/5

Komedia Up Trailer Trash Presents: Baz Luhrmann Excessive movie-themed fire & burlesque night of glee  9.30pm £10/8

Legends Ignition DJ Lee Harris with chart and house 11pm £free

Life Hold Up! Indie night 11pm £5

Marlborough Cherry Pop DJ Fondue Inferno brings the cheese 8pm £free

New Road The Brighton Chocolate Festival Day one of this outdoor chocoholic frenzy. Binge yourself silly on hot, raw, savoury and sweet treats 10pm £free

Northern Lights DJ Abo Playing soul, jazz and latino  8pm £free

Old Market Springboard: Brighton & Hove Youth Performing Arts Festival Platform for speech & drama Details tbc

OM Its Only 1st Birthday: Vince Frompong, Lee Garrett DJ playing tunes  9pm £free

Pav Tav Back To The Future Indie, dance, pop, rock from the decades 11pm £3/2

Pavilion Theatre Young Dance: Telling Tales If you’re aged 4 to 7, checkout these stories told via the medium of dance 11am/2pm £8/6

Penthouse Ultrasound Dub, house, hip hop 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert Turncoat, Shirley, Nimmo and the Gauntletts Live bands 8pm £tbc

Providence Sound Factory: Shoot The Dead, Plastic Gangster, Standing On Giants Rock night 8pm £2

Riki Tik No School Breaks: DJ Homeslice Beats, breaks and bongo action 8pm £free

Sallis Benney Theatre Green Architecture Day  Illustrated talks, exhibitions and workshops 10am £free

Sidewinder Like A Sex Machine 70s tribute night - get your big trousers, big shoes and big hair on 9pm £free

St Nicholas’s church At-Ma, Vocal Explosion Choir Fundraiser held by world groove music troupe 7pm £10

Theatre Royal Wife After Death  New comedy from Rising Damp writer Eric Chappell starring Tom Conti  2.30pm/7.45pm £tbc

Three & Ten Bruise Georgeous acoustic music 8pm £7/5

Volks Darklight D&B Details tbc

Victory Teen Dream 60s tunes 9pm £free

West Hill Tavern Artists only Bubblegum and synth pop, new wave, riot grrl, whatever 9pm £free

Western Front Partytime DJs playing hip hop, house, electro and party classic 9pm £free

Worlds End Pub BassWarfare D&B, dubstep and reggae in yr face 8pm £free
Sunday 21st March 2010

Belushi’s Bar Open Mic Session 8.30pm £free

Black Lion Sunday Sessions Presents Dubrockers Live Dub, reggae, ska, punk, trip hop and funk 6pm £free

Brighton Dome Brighton Philharmonic Orchestra Concert with a Russian theme  2.45pm £8-32

Brunswick Ukulele Sundays 30 ukeleles playing pop hits, oh boy!! 3pm £free; Gilad Atzmon Jazz sax and clarinet king 8pm £7

Coalition Frequency House 10pm £free

Concorde2 The Hype, Illustrators, Midnight Embassy Super popular Brighton bands 7.30pm £6

Druids Arms The Downtown Sessions Trip hop and broken down grooves to wind down your hectic weekend 9pm £free

Fiddler’s Elbow Sham-Rock Open Mic 9pm £free

Freebutt The Colour Movement Prog and experimental rock  7.30pm £6

Globe Sunday Funday Decks and boardgames in the basement Noon £free

Great Eastern Hatful of Rain Live country 8pm £free

Hanbury Cabaret Lunch Live cabaret  Noon £free

Honeyclub Spectrum: Jon Byrne & Steven James Electro to keep the weekend alive 11pm £3/2

Hydrant Open mic With Carol, at former Hare & Hounds  8pm £free

Komedia down  Krater Comedy Club Stand-up shenanigans 8pm £11/6

Komedia studio  Final Cut New shorts for film buffs  7.30pm £4

Komedia UP  Why? Extremely likeable anti-folk meets hip hop from handsome Cincinnati trio  8pm £12

Latest Music Bar Vineyard, The Evening Service Live music 7pm £free

Legends Cabaret: Lady Imelda Diva time 3.15pm £free; Fever Disco and pop 11pm £free

Neptune Alternative Music Night: Funk You Like Terrible name, let’s hope the music is better 8.30pm £free

New Road The Brighton Chocolate Festival Last day of this outdoor chocoholic frenzy. Come back for more, you dirty porker? Binge yourself silly on hot, raw, savoury and sweet treats 10pm £free

Old Market Springboard: Brighton & Hove Youth Performing Arts Festival Platform for speech & drama Details tbc

OM Sunday Shoutin: Lee Garratt DJ playing classic tunes  9pm £free

Prince Albert An Afternoon With The Junk Live bands 2.30pm £tbc; Communion Live bands 7.30pm £tbc

Seven Stars Mike The Mic And Friends Mike and his pals give your ears a workout 4pm £free 

St James Tavern Pollito Boogaloo DJs play their latin tunes 7pm £free

Theatre Royal Abba Gold  Tribute band  2.30pm/7.45pm £tbc

Worlds End Pub Zarbo One man band 8pm £free
Monday 22nd March 2010

Audio The Joy Fomidable, Baddies, Airship Indie music 7.30pm £7;

Belushi’s BAR Quiz Night 8.30pm £free

Belushi’s Below Latin Mondayz Salsa & samba on the decks 9pm £2/free 

Black Lion Happy Mondays Open decks and mics 5pm £free

Brighton Dome Let’s Dance Various schools dance showcase  7pm £7.50

Coalition Trash Mondays Eclectic student night 10.30pm £3/2/free

Concorde2 Family Entertainments present: Marlena Shaw, The Jo Harman Project Jazz soul diva 7.30pm £17

Duke of Norfolk Poker Night 8pm £free

Freebutt Rizzle Kicks Live music 7.30 £tbc

Funky Buddha Mashed Up M.I.A. vs Michael Jackson and the like 8.30pm £2/1/free

Hope The H’Open Mic 8.30pm £free

Hydrant You Tube Share your faves with the pub 8pm £free

Komedia Up Emergenza Festival Semi-finals feat. 8 bands in 30 min slots  7pm £12/8

Latest music bar Totally To Blame Indie punk from da yoofs 7.30pm £3

Legends Miss Jason’s Monday Mayhem Feat. Gay Your Cards Right 9pm £free; Chic DJ Steve Lush spins disco anthems in the basement 11pm £free

Life Aka Aka Roar: James Blake Inspirational dubstep 11pm £3/2

OM George Buko DJ playing deeeeep house  9pm £free

Prince Albert Born To Lose Live bands and miserable DJs. Happy Birthday Juliette! 8pm £tbc

Sidewinder Poker night 9pm £5

Theatre Royal Going Out: Lee Mac  BAFTA winning comedy 8pm £tbc

Volks Strictly Reggae: Big T  Dancehall, roots, revival 10pm £5/4.50
Tuesday 23rd March 2010

Audio Club NME Indie 11pm £3/2

Belushi’s Bar  Mod For It Mod & ska 10pm £1

Belushi’s Below  Elements D&B 9pm £1

Black Lion Tuesday Club Anything goes music-wise 8pm £free

Brighton Dome Let’s Dance Various schools dance showcase  7pm £7.50

Brunswick Open Mic 8pm £free

Coalition Salsa Brighton Learn the moves for the clubnight later 8pm £6/4; Viva Latino: DJ Dubl Salsa & merengue music 10pm £3/2

Digital Glitterati Exclusive Student Night 11pm £4/3

Duke of Norfolk Open Mic Including tapdancers, poetry and all kinds of music 9pm £free
Fiddler’s Elbow Quizness Time Pub quiz 8pm £1

Freebutt The Kabeedies Pop-punk indie band 7.30pm £7 

Globe Basement Cinema Classic and underground film screenings 8pm £free

Honey Club Salsa Brighton  Sort out yr two left feet at the salsa & merengue lessons at 9, then stay for freestyle club action afters  9pm £tbc

Hydrant Games Night Come and play 8pm £free

Jam Out Of The Blue Live something tbc 8pm £tbc; Pot Kettle Black Indie night playing old and new gems  10pm £2/1

Juggler Are You B.I.M.M.? Music from students and anyone equally passionate 8pm £free

Komedia studio Desperate 4 Love Poetry and prose from your local wordsmiths  8pm £3

Komedia Up Emergenza Festival Semi-finals feat. 8 bands in 30 min slots  7pm £12/8

Latest Music Bar Future Shorts, KinAesthetic Cutting edge short films including Massive Attack’s new video 7.30pm £5

Legends Scene Queen DJ Lil Alex spins in the Basement club 11pm £free

Life The Vice Social Student dance night 10.30pm £3/2

Marlborough Quiz Winner takes all 8pm £1

Pav Tav Guerilla Rocks Rock, indie, metal & punk to mosh to 10.30pm £3/2

Penthouse Rate Noise Electro and Ninja Tunes  7.30pm £free

Prince Albert Rothko, Mike Wilton, The Stash Tins Live bands 8pm £tbc

Riki Tik Hip Hop Tuesdays DJ Tyni keeps it real 8pm £free

Seven Stars Retro Cult Classic Film Nights Log on to www.sevenstarsbrighton.co.uk to vote for film to be shown 8pm £free

Sidewinder Open Decks Competition  Come and play 8pm £free

Signalman Quiz  Test your wits, hosted by the Fat Controller 8pm £1

Three and Ten This Is Not A Circus: Joey Page Comedy world 8pm £5

Volks Simply Vinyl Scratchy sounds from lovely 12 X 12 inchers 10pm £tbc

Western Front The Lobster Quadrille From 50s to present day feat Ollie and Bryn of Laylanas fame 8pm £free

Worlds End Wii Night Leave your stinking pit of a bedroom to play computer games amongst the booze loving public 8pm £free
Wednesday 24th March 2010

Audio Supercharged Breaks 11pm £tbc

Belushi’s Bar  Old School Sessions 90s house 9pm £1

Belushi’s Below Strapped: Student Night House, rock and pop 10pm £free

Black Lion Fresh Acoustics Local live music 8.30pm £free

Brighton Dome Let’s Dance Various schools dance showcase  7pm £7.50

Brunswick Night Of The Pooka Comedy about love, lost possessions and found hand grenades 8pm £8/6

Casablanca Live band and DJ Funk in the Latin Quarter  11pm £2/1

Coalition Remedy Mid-week medicine of the musical variety. Expect R&B, pop, dubstep and commercial dance  10:30pm £3/2

Digital Poundance Dance floor destroyers 11pm £1

Duke of Norfolk Quiz Night Winner takes all 9pm £1

Fishbowl Fisherman’s Chronicles Acoustic jam open mic session 8pm £free

Freebutt Last Days of Lorca, Upcdownc Jagged racket with epic vox 7.30pm £4 

Hanbury Salsa Dance class  8pm £6

Heist Sub:Side Dubstep session, step to, step to  8pm £free

Hydrant Quiz Including air guitar round, at former Hare & Hounds  8pm £free

Jam PRJCT MYHM: Boss Kite, AK/DK, Riskotheque Cutting edge electro for Booty Galaxy Records launch 10pm £5

Juggler Bakk Lamp Fall 5 piece traditional West African band  8pm £free

Komedia Up Emergenza Festival Semi-finals feat. 8 bands in 30 min slots  7pm £12/8

Komedia Down Richard Herring: Hitler Moustache Comedy about fascists and liberals  8pm £12.50

Latest Music Bar Dani Blue Live music 8pm £3

Legends Gabbi’s Games Bring on the competition 11am £free; Dirty Handbag DJ Gabbi brings the party to the basement club 11pm £free

Life Broke? Dubstep, hip hop, D&B, house, electro 10.30pm £1

Marlborough Open Mic Go for it 8.30pm £free

Marlborough Theatre Silver Wednesday  Old fashioned candle-lit cinema 8pm £Donation

Old Market John Simpson: Unreliable Sources, How the 20th Century was reorted Talk from hack 6.30pm £6

Prince Albert Peggy Sue  Quirky Brighton faves 7.30pm £tbc

R Bar Midweek Mash up Indie, rock and electro from DJ Beast 8pm £free

Riki Tik To The Floor: Jay & Rick It’s a mental indie, rock, electro party 8pm £free

Sidewinder Open Decks Competition  Come and play 8pm £free; Quiz  Winners take pot 8pm £1

Theatre Royal One Man Lord Of The Rings  One man and his elbow pads present the Tolkien trilogy 7.30pm £tbc

Varsity Open Mike Night There’s a song in everyone 8pm £free

Victory Glue Gun ‘91 Behind Bars crew offering life, death and prizes 8pm £free
Thursday 25th March 2010

Audio Bastard Pop Mash-up pop to spread on your kebab 11pm £2

Basement Scratch! Works in progress from new performers 7.30pm £free

Belushi’s Bar Karaoke 9pm £free

Belushi’s Below Party On The Ceiling Two bands & DJ 9.30pm £2

Black Lion Modern Life Is Rubbish Old school rock 8.30pm £free

Brighton Dome Let’s Dance Various schools dance showcase  7pm £7.50

Caroline Of Brunswick Brighton Bike Night Bikers’ social 7pm £free

Casablanca Grand Majestic All aboard the Soul train  11pm £2/1

Coalition Secret Discotheque Retro disco, 80s pop and other ‘uncool’ tunes 10.30pm £3/2/1  

Druids Arms Open Mic Live music from YOU 9pm £free

Duke of Norfolk Live music: Zarbo One man band spectacular 9pm £free

Fiddler’s Elbow Fresh Acoustics Local live music 8.30pm £free

Fishbowl  Residents Association Hip hop, funk, disco, world & house 10pm £free

Freebutt Islands, Restlesslist Ex-Unicorns new band with plenty-o-surprises for you 7.30pm £6

Funky Buddha Steady On Tunes from Robert Luis, Hint, Maddslinky aka Zed Bias 10.30pm £free

George Open Mike Night Don’t be shy 8pm £free

Globe Rockoustic Live acoustic showcase 9pm £free

Grand central Swing DeVille Duo Gypsy jazz 8.30pm £free

Great Eastern Early Bird Special Live western swing 8pm £free

Hanbury Angie Palmer Live music from the lady herself  7pm £7

Heist Sub:Side Dubstep session, step to, step to  8pm £free

Honeyclub Fusion: Squiz, Ben-G  House, R&B, indie 11pm £3/1

Hydrant Dirty Scavenger Jo and her band  8pm £free

Jam Thursday Night Fish Fry Early 50s US rhythm & blues and original Jamaican ska 10pm £3

Juggler Wang Dang Doodle Alison Boston Trio presented by Brighton & Hove Blues Music Society  8pm £free

Komedia Down  Comic Boom! Comedy 8pm £16.50/8.50/6.50

Komedia Studio Popcorn Comedy Films to make you laff  8pm £tbc

Komedia Upstairs John Hegley: The Adventures of Monsieur Robinet Comedy about a frenchman  8.30pm £12/8

Latest Music Bar Kabaret Bisexuelle: Katja Von Kassel, Nikky Mitchell, Short and Girlies, Katrina Cabaret of 1980s for all you sexy bisexuals and your lovers 8pm £tbc

Legends Coreaoke Tammy Twinkle hosts this prize infested comp 9pm £free; DLite DJ Lee Harris with some house 11pm £free

Life Shameless: C-Dogg, DJ Nause Spinning the best and worst of half a century 11pm £1

OM Thank Funk It’s Thursday DJ playing tunes  9pm £free

Penthouse Stop Rocking Fake Shit Punk, ska, rock, whatever  7.30pm £free

Prince Albert Adam Kidd, Junkyard Choir Live music 8pm £tbc

Providence Lowlife Presents: Vernie & Bertrum, White Star Liners, Wanderdown Live Music 8pm £1

Ranelagh Shauna Parker and the Saloon Bar Band Western music for your boots and horse to dance to 8.30pm £free

Revenge Girls On Top: Thursgay Dump your girlfriend and make out with someone else’s 10.30pm £5/3

Riki Tik DJ Homeslice Breaks, beats, hip hop 8pm £free

St James tavern Stay Sick, Turn Blue Rock&roll, rockabilly, 60s garage 8.30pm £free

Theatre Royal Traces  Urban acrobatics  7.45pm £tbc

Three and Ten Musicbox Acoustic artistcs inc. Cate Ferris 8pm £7/5

Victory Open Mic Night 8pm £free

Volks The Mighty Aba Shanti The sound of Jah Lightening and Thunder 10pm £tbc

Worlds End The Big Cash Quiz Come on boffins  8pm £1
Friday 26th March 2010

Audio Herve: Blah Blah Blah DJs Electro, fidget and house 11pm £8/5

Belushi’s Bar Coyote Ugly Funky house, electro and dance-off 9pm £free

Belushi’s Below Dress Up Fridays Dressing up night 10pm £2/free

Black Lion Burnt Toast Sleazy soul and filthy funk 8.30pm £free

Brunswick South Coast Soul Revue Classic and contemporary soul 8pm £5

Caroline of Brunswick The Vinyl Countdown Decades of tunes on scratchy circular plastic 9pm £free; Passion Fetish Party Dress to impress in your very best waterproof shiny gear Details tbc

Casablanca Funk Live music  10pm £5

Coalition Kill Em All: Riton, Filthy Dukes (DJ), Micachu (DJ), Solo, O. Children (live) Stopmakingme New music night 8pm £8

Cobbler’s Thumb La Belle et La Beat  Eccentric eclectic tuuunes 8pm £free

Concorde 2 From The Jam Stiff Little Fingers bassist plays songs that defined a generation 7pm £20; Soul & Motown Night Stay after the gig for some tunes 11pm £5

Digital Stonelove Indie rock night 11pm £5/4

Druids Arms Foe and Friends Funk soul hip hop reggae gems 10pm £free

Engine Room Imperial Leisure, King Porter Stomp, Meow Meows Part hip hop, part punk 7pm £7

Fishbowl LateNite Lounging: Will Sumsuch, Tim ‘Bongos’ Mercer Disco, funk, soulful house 9pm £free

Fortune Of War Shake Hands Lets Party: Molly Malone  Lady DJs So Molly, Heidi, Pippa, Bianca playing tunes from past 50 years 9pm £free

Funky Buddha Drink, Dance, Repeat Dan Doubledecks, Charles Green & Mikee Hollywood with an eclectic dance mix 11pm £5/3

FunkyFish The Funkyfish Club DJ Delboy spins 4 decades on 4 decks. How many hands does this man have? 10pm £6/3.50

Freebutt Fleshrot, Infestation, Malicious Disfigurement, Flayed Disciple  Soft pop your gran might like. Only kidding, it’s death metal innit 7.30pm £6

Freemasons EOM After Work Party For the hard workers of Brunswick and beyond 5pm £free; Friday Fling Tunes to keep you alive 8pm £free

Globe HotTip HiFi Early reggae and roots tunes  9pm £free

Heist Soul Damn Funky House music of various persuasions  9pm £free

Honey club Blatant: Kanio Headling, Keiran Brindley, Sam Bylett, My Mate Bass Techno of the minimal kind 11pm tbc  

Hope The Circus Sands, Way Tangent Exciting band with sleazy basslines  8pm £tbc

Hydrant Tragic Roundabout Punk jazz of the eastern european persuasion  8pm £free

INK Ibiza Rebublic Party like it’s summer in Spain 9pm £tbc

Jam Spend the Night Together: The Perils, Kovak, Avondale Live music 8pm £4/3;

Don’t Stop Believin’ Successful DJs play their guilty pleasures 8pm £4/3

Juggler Light: DJ Lamp R&B, dance and jazz tunes while you drink your 9 to 5 job away  8pm £free

Komedia Down  Krater Comedy Club Quality stand-up 7.30pm £14.50/10

Komedia Studio Brighton Jazz Club: Liam Noble Trio 8pm £12/10

Komedia Up Playgroup Whole venue in use for this ‘festival in a club’ experience. Does this mean dirty wellies, cold beans and rank toilets? Surely not  11pm £12/10

Latest Music Rar This Is Elvis, Mamas Gun Join highly rated Elvis impersonator for night of retro classics 7pm £6

Legends Celebration With your old chum Dolly Rocket 11pm £free

Life Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box: Kidda and Black Noise Fidget, bass, electro 11pm £6/5/4

Loft Malicious New alt sleaze & cheese night 10.30pm £5/3/2

Marlborough Q&A (Queer & Alternative) Guest DJs, free pool 5pm £free

Neptune The Mad Max Duo Featuring Sam Chara and her lovely voice 8.30pm £free

Northern Lights Love Unlimited DJ Abo & Snorkkeli playing soul, jazz and latino  8pm £free

OM OM And Friends: Colin Dale DJ playing tunes  9pm £free

Pav Tav Kick Out The Jams: DJs Dynamite Sal, Eddie The Goatboy, Steve and Muffy Indie night 11pm £3

Pavilion Theatre Cimarron  Infectious Columbian rhythm  8pm £12.50/10

Penthouse No More Mr Lo-Fi Party tunes, indie-style 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert Super U, Trail, Pete York Band Live bands 8pm £tbc

Providence Sound Factory: Battle of the Bands 2010AD 4 bands compte in 4th Heat 8pm £2

Riki Tik Nick Maxwell, DJ Insight Hip hop, D&B, breaks and all that good stuff 8pm £free

Sidewinder Danceteria: Bushy, Ed & Toast Boogie, house, disco & funk attack 6.30pm £free

Thomas Kemp All Time Top 100 Special guest DJs offer their best tunes  8pm £free

Theatre Royal Traces  Urban acrobatics  7.45pm £tbc

Three & Ten Rabbit In The Headlights Comedy hosted by Laura Mugridge 8pm £6/5

Volks Erisian Turns 4: X & Trick, Igneon System, Scamp, Shedcore D&B, Dubstep and murky basslines 11pm £5/4

West Hill Tavern Turn up, Tune In Mad For It’s Jody Lee DJs 9pm £free

Western Front Bar Breaks Beats: DJ Stupid Kid, Judge Mental, Mute Hip hop, electro, house 9pm £free

Worlds End Pub Unity Hi-Fi Roots, dub and reggae just for you 8pm £free
Saturday 27th March 2010

Audio The Automatic Popular indie glee  7pm £9; SOL Winter Sessions: Transformer House of electro & techno 11pm £free

Belushi’s Bar Credit Crunch Saturdays Live acoustic 9pm £free 

Belushi’s Below Good Times: Retro Disco Party 9pm £5

Beyond retro Kustom Box Workshop Learn how to transform clothes with a little classic pimping, inc feathers, lace and buttons 10am £free

Black Lion Medium Rare Rare funk grooves if you like being funky and strutting your funky stuff 8.30pm £free

Caroline Of Brunswick Wicked & Dreadful Sounds Rock&roll from Born Bad DJ 9pm £free

Casablanca Funky Fiesta All aboard the Soul train  10pm £7

Coalition Wired Is One: Vincent Manganaro, Carlos Ruiz Come celebrate good times 11pm £10

Cobbler’s Thumb Wide Eyed Order Presents Live funk folk 9pm £free 

Concorde 2 Turin Brakes Mostly acoustic music tonight 6pm £16.50; Devotion: DJ Hazard, Phantasy, Eskman, MC Skibadee DJs and MCs 11pm £5

Digital Playroom Interactive dance night with bouncy things, face painting and general silliness 11pm £12/8

Druids Arms Get Yuh Own DJs pimping their hip hop, jazz, world and future music 10pm £free

Duke Of York’s Cinema Planet 51 11am, Met. Opera: Hamlet, 5pm

Fishbowl Daddy Marcus Soul, disco funk 9pm £free

Fortune Of War Deck Chairs  Tru Thoughts Roo guests. Expect soul, funk, breaks, dub, hip hop, house, TUUUNES 9pm £free

Freebutt Chris TT, Tom Williams & The Boat, The Self Help Group  Live music 7.30pm £7

Freemasons Mad Hatters Tea Party Strange shooters, tea pots and general oddity 7pm £free; Saturday Showdown DJ Resident keeps the music flowing 8pm £free

Funky Buddha Buddha Soul: DJ Mike Pantelli Funk, soul, R&B, house 11pm £10; After party 3am £5 

FunkyFish The Funkyfish Club DJ Delboy spins 4 decades on 4 decks. How many hands does this man have? 10pm £6/3.50

Globe The Recess Disco, nu-disco, friendly electro, breaks and more  8pm £free

Hanbury Stick It On Be a DJ for your 15 mins fame 9pm £6

Heist Home: Sean Quinn House music of various persuasions  9pm £free

Honeyclub  Sevensins:Johnstar Pumping house & electro, R&B 11pm £12

Hope Achilles, Dirty Scavenger, Orchid Trip Big riffs, upbeat tempos, earth rock and punk trio 8pm £3

Jam The Recommender Live music, details tbc 9pm £tbc

Juggler DJ Lamp R&B, dance and jazz tunes continued from the day before  8pm £free

Komedia Down  Krater Comedy Club Stand-up shenanigans 7pm & 10.30pm £17.50/15

Komedia Studio Da Doo Ron Ron Girls In The Garage Special: Chris ‘Da Doo’ King, Simon Bridger 60s girl garage nuggets and motown mixes, what a treat! 11pm £6/5

Komedia Up Ministry of Burlesque Promises of frisky burlesque and Victorian villainy  9pm £26.50/15

Legends Ignition DJ Lee Harris with chart and house 11pm £free

Life Hold Up! Indie night 11pm £5

Marlborough Cherry Pop DJ Fondue Inferno brings the cheese 8pm £free

OM Beyond: Rich Harmer, Kowboy K Anything goes party  9pm £free

Pav Tav  Snap, Crackle & Brit Pop: C-Dogg and Dynamite Sal  Britpop treats and US alt indie 11pm £3/2

Pavilion Theatre Scratch Night  Artistic shorts  8pm £free

Prince Albert Gordon Russell & The Snakemen Live music from former Dr Feelgood member 8pm £tbc

Providence Sound Factory: Tom And The Tides, Our Fathers, London Commands You Rock night 8pm £2

Riki Tik Looking Sound KGB Visuals, Radiosam impress us with live VJ action and video scratch sets 8pm £free

Sidewinder The Shakedown: Shades of Blue Funk vs Jazz 8pm £free

St Georges Church Thee Silver Mountain Zion Subtle yet powerful Canadian melodies  7.30pm £16/14

Theatre Royal Traces  Urban acrobatics  2.30pm/7.45pm £tbc

Three & Ten Off the Cuff Mental impro comedy 8pm £7/5; Red Brick Comedy Club Andrew Lawrence stands up 10pm £10/7.50; Senor Mick Tunes and beats and solid grooves 10pm £free

Victory Fernando Poo (is back...) A promise of general strangeness as well as mash-ups, indie fuzz and party pop 9pm £free

Volks Wrong Music Filthy D&B 11pm £tbc

West Hill Tavern L’amour Electronique Pop a la Francais and synth sounds  9pm £free

Worlds End Pub Repunk Live band action presented by the Frank Melina Band 8pm £free

Western Front Partytime DJs playing hip hop, house, electro and party classic 9pm £free
Sunday 28th March 2010

Belushi’s Bar Open Mic Session 8.30pm £free

Black Lion Sunday Sessions: Dubrockers Live Dub, reggae, ska, punk, trip hop and funk 6pm £free

Brunswick Saxophone Showcase 20+ saxophonists play modern hits rather loudly 12pm £3; Brighton Songwriters Showcase for every man, woman and dog who write songs for other people’s ears 7pm £tbc

Coalition Frequency House, breaks, electro 10.30pm £free

Concorde 2 Tunng Folktronica  8pm £12.50

Druids Arms The Downtown Sessions Trip hop and broken down grooves to wind down your hectic weekend 9pm £free

Fiddler’s Elbow Sham-Rock Open Mic 9pm £free

Freebutt Geoff Farina, Chris Brokaw, Laish Abstract lyrics and clever guitar from Karate frontman 7.30pm £7

Globe Sunday Funday Decks and boardgames in the basement Noon £free

Great Eastern Phil Mills Live blues 8pm £free

Hanbury Cabaret Lunch Live cabaret  Noon £free

Honeyclub Spectrum: Jon Byrne & Steven James Electro to keep the weekend alive 11pm £3/2

Hope Jazz Magazine Live session feat Eddie Myer Trio, DJ Adam King 6pm £free

Komedia Down  Krater Comedy Club Stand-up shenanigans  8pm £11/6

Komedia Studio This Just In.... Comedy improv from The Maydays 8pm £8

Legends Cabaret: Lady Imelda Diva time 3.15pm £free; Fever Disco and pop 11pm £free

Old Market Carducci Quartet Haydn, Moeran, Mendelssohn 11am £22/14/10/7; Hullabaloo Community Quire Feisty community choir 7.30pm £8

OM Sunday Shoutin: Lee Garratt DJ playing classic tunes  9pm £free

Pavilion Theatre The People’s Theatre Company: How the Koala Learnt to Hug  Sing-a-long songs for kids 11am/2pm £7/5

Penthouse Hip Hop Karaoke You are a BADASS rapper 7.30pm £free 

Prince Albert The School, Foxes! Hyper-melodic pop indie soul from rising talent signed to Elefant 8pm £5;

Seven Stars Mike The Mic And Friends Mike and his pals give your ears a workout 4pm £free 

Three & Ten Projecktor Film Club Short film showcase 6pm £5
Monday 29th March 2010

Basement Double Bill: Emma Bennett, Edward Rapley Emma creates suggestive mental images before twisting them into new shapes, building strange worlds, then killing them off. Edward shows 10 Ways To Die On Stage 7.30pm £8/6

Belushi’s Bar Quiz Night 8.30pm £free

Belushi’s Below Latin Mondayz Salsa & samba on the decks 9pm £2/free 

Black Lion Happy Mondays Open decks and mics 5pm £free

Brunswick Brighton Folk Live music 8pm £free

Coalition Trash Mondays Eclectic student night 10.30pm £3/2/free

Concorde 2 Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, B. Dolan, Sound of Rum Heroin electro set to poetry  8pm £14.50/12.50

Duke Of York’s Cinema Mark Kermode: It’s Only A Movie Tour 7.30pm

Hope The H’Open Mic 8.30pm £free

Hydrant You Tube Share your faves with the pub 8pm £free

Legends Miss Jasons Monday Mayhem Feat. Gay Your Cards Right 9pm £free; Chic DJ Steve Lush spins disco anthems in the basement 11pm £free

Life Aka Aka Roar Inspirational dubstep 11pm £3/2

Old Market City Books: Peter Own Jones Talks about his new book ‘Letters from an Extreme Pilgrim: Reflections on Life, Love and the Soul’ 6.30pm £6

OM Monday Shoutin: Lee Garratt DJ playing classic tunes  9pm £free

Pavilion Theatre Sounds from the City  Talent showcase of solo artists and bands 7.30pm £4.75

Prince Albert Stanley Brinks, King James Freschard Live bands 7.30pm £7

Sidewinder Poker night 9pm £5

Theatre Royal The History Boys  Alan Bennett’s school themed theatre  7.45pm £tbc

Thomas Kemp Pub Quiz 8pm £free

Volks Strictly Reggae: Big T  Dancehall, roots, revival 10pm £5/4.50

Tuesday 30th March 2010

Audio Club NME Indie 11pm £3/2

Belushi’s BAR  Mod For It Mod & ska 10pm £1

Belushi’s below  Elements D&B 9pm £1

Black Lion Tuesday Club Anything goes music-wise 8pm £free

Brunswick Open Mic 8pm £free

Coalition Salsa Brighton Learn the moves for the clubnight later 8pm £6/4; Viva Latino: DJ Dubl Salsa & merengue music 10pm £3/2

Digital Glitterati Exclusive Student Night 11pm £4/3

Duke of Norfolk Open Mic Including tapdancers, poetry and all kinds of music 9pm £free

Engine Rooms Computers, Outcry Collective  Live music 7.30pm £7.50

Fiddler’s Elbow Quizness Time Pub Quiz 8pm £1

Globe Basement Cinema Classic and underground film screenings 8pm £free

Hanbury Showcase Live music hosted by Alex thorn  7pm £5

Honeclub Salsa Brighton  Sort out yr two left feet at the salsa & merengue lessons at 9, then stay for freestyle club action afters  9pm £tbc

Hope The Heartbreaks Indie surf music. Shut your eyes and imagine that California sunshine  7pm £6

Hydrant Games Night Come and play 8pm £free

Jam Out Of The Blue Live something tbc 8pm £tbc; Pot Kettle Black Indie night playing old and new gems  10pm £2/1

Juggler Are You B.I.M.M.? Music from students and anyone equally passionate 8pm £free

Legends Scene Queen DJ Lil Alex spins in the Basement club 11pm £free

Life The Vice Social Student dance night 10.30pm £3/2

Old Market Rory Bremner Political satire from well established funnyman  Details tbc

Pav Tav Guerilla Rocks Rock, indie, metal & punk to mosh to 10.30pm £3/2

Prince Albert Cable Cub presents Robin Momie Live bands 8pm £tbc

RikiTik Hip Hop Tuesdays DJ Tyni keeps it real 8pm £free

Seven Stars Retro Cult Classic Film Nights Log on to www.sevenstarsbrighton.co.uk to vote for film to be shown 8pm £free

Sidewinder Open Decks Competition  Come and play 8pm £free

Signalman Quiz  Test your wits, hosted by the Fat Controller 8pm £1

Theatre Royal The History Boys  Alan Bennett’s school themed theatre  7.45pm £tbc

Western front The Lobster Quadrille From 50s to present day feat Ollie and Bryn of Laylanas fame 8pm £free

Worlds End Wii Night Leave your stinking pit of a bedroom to play computer games amongst the booze loving public 8pm £free
Wednesday 31st March 2010

Audio Supercharged Breaks with Krafty Kuts 11pm £tbc

Belushi’s Bar  Old School Sessions 90s house 9pm £1

Black Lion Fresh Acoustics Local live music 8.30pm £free

Brunswick Middle Age Rampage Character based comedy from Dyball and Kerr 8pm £tbc

Caroline of Brunswick The Funnier Farm: Isy Suttie Stand up comedy with Dobby from Peep Show  8pm £5

Casablanca Latin Quarter Live funk 11pm £2/1

Coalition Remedy Mid-week medicine of the musical variety. Expect R&B, pop, dubstep and commercial dance  10:30pm £3/2

Digital Poundance Dance floor destroyers 11pm £1

Duke of Norfolk Quiz Night Winner takes all 9pm £1

Fishbowl Fisherman’s Chronicles Acoustic jam open mic session 8pm £free

Freebutt Leigh Mary Stokes If Kate Nash was an angsty teen still 7.30pm £6

Hanbury Salsa Dance class  8pm £6

Heist Sub:Side Dubstep session, step to, step to  8pm £free

Hydrant Quiz Including air guitar round, at former Hare & Hounds  8pm £free

Jam CookTheRabbit Live music 9pm £tbc

Juggler Bakk Lamp Fall 5 piece traditional West African band  8pm £free

Latest music Bar Call Me Jolene Dark melodic songs 7.30pm £4

Legends Gabbi’s Games Bring on the competition 11am £free; Dirty Handbag DJ Gabbi brings the party to the basement club 11pm £free

Life Broke? Dubstep, hip hop, D&B, house, electro 10.30pm £1

Marlborough Open Mic Go for it 8.30pm £free

Old Market Act Productions: Families At War War! What is it good for? 7.30pm £8/6.50

Penthouse Suck My Deck Love vs hate 7.30pm £free

Prince Albert Shark Catching For Beginners, Horse Joiners, Hungry Lepers  Live music 7.30pm £5

R Bar Midweek Mash up Indie, rock and electro from DJ Beast 8pm £free

Riki Tik To The Floor: Jay & Rick It’s a mental indie, rock, electro party 8pm £free

Sidewinder Open Decks Competition  Come and play 8pm £free; Quiz  Winners take pot 8pm £1

Theatre Royal The History Boys  Alan Bennett’s school themed theatre  7.45pm £tbc

Three and Ten Katy and Rach Make Stuff Up Spontaneous theatre 8pm £7/5

Varsity Open Mike Night There’s a song in everyone 8pm £free

Volks Structure Drum n Bass Launch Night: Heist, Erb N Dub, Overdose, Maniac, Trouble, Comatoze, Black Label, Riskotheque A whole host of D&B talent 10pm £tbc
Exhibitions March 2010

Brighton Museum & Art Gallery The Land Girls: Cinderellas of the Soil An exhibition of land girl related stuff- predominantly pairs of ilegally altered khaki britches. Those naughty, naughty girls Until 14 March £free; The Spice of Life We can’t believe it’s taken so long for the curators to put together an exhibition of condiment containers and salt shakers. Surely Brighton has been crying out for this Until 8 August £free; Jewels On The Nile Images, paintings and etchings of Egypt captured in the 19th and 20th century Until March £free

Hove Museum Precious: Reclaiming Art & Craft Contemporary craft created from recycled tat £free Until 23 May

Ink_d Renegade Potters and Exreme Crafts Extreme craft show, from potters to subversive needlework 12th March until 11 April £free

Phoenix Gallery A Journey Through ‘U’  Same Sky art collective take up residence to create giant installations based of bodily systems. Expect giant paper mache monsters  From 20 February to 28 March £free

Rodhus Gallery Terrain: Caitlin Hefferman Very visual art using paper and coloured pencil 26 February - 24 April £tbc

York Place Gallery CubCulture Taking over York Place studios with screenprints, mix media, oil paintings and photography treats. Guest artists include Jane Sampson, Jack Nash and James Kendall 20th Feb - 1st May £free

Xuma Flood The Valley: Jimmy Swoops & Atardis Brand guerillas, stencil and screen print 11 February - 11 March £free