Turbowolf Power
Single’s out March 31st. You need this glam racket in your life more than anything.

Clark Kunt Mystery (Bionic Remix)
Turbowolf remix that rips the bassline apart and sends it screeching into orbit.

Everyone To The Anderson West! West? West!
Too good to be true ultra taut, dance-beat driven post rock.

One Unique Signal Bishops
The new single’s central brain caving noise-rock juggernaut.

Cups On Strings Flight Path Four
Ex-Candy Sniper guys get down with lower fidelity and scratchier riffs.

Kasms Ode To Millers
Kate Bush gets strangled by the drummer from Test-Icicles.  Lunacy.

Bukkakebath Girls Gone Wild
Pornogrind too filthy to describe.  Don’t ask.

Koala Part Tammy She Was
A dreamily brief swirling hall of mirrors and echo.

Foxes! Descartes
Throws you a Joy Zipper dummy halfway through to blow your mind apart.

God Save The Queen
(A Seat)

We simply had to share this brilliant invite to an Eels gig from frontman E to – of all people – the Queen. It’s genius politeness of the sort that we haven’t had in rock’n’roll since the Stones invented the badboy image of being in a band.  Here’s a snippet:
"Your Majesty, My name is Mark Oliver Everett. My friends call me 'E'. I am the singer in an American rock band called Eels. We will be playing a show at your Royal Festival Hall on the evening of February 25th and I would like to extend an invitation for you to attend our performance. We have played the Festival Hall several times and I've noticed that your royal box is usually empty. I'd like to change that. If you're busy, I understand. But if you can free up your calendar, we'd love to see you there. Thank you for your time, Your Majesty".

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YouTube Of The Month

Adam Buxton’s You Say,
We Pay

Some artists are just looking for a medium and Adam Buxton seems to have found a new avenue for his creativity with YouTube. His brilliant sketches work great on the ultimate small screen, especially this re-dubbing of Richard & Judy’s You Say We Pay. Playing a stoned caller, his new clues fit perfectly with the pair’s answers.
“He’s like a big frog that’s died,” croaks Adam about Tom Baker. Neither him nor Judy bats an eyelid when the caller announces that he’s gonna spend the money on “a really fit prostitute”. Immaculately done.

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